As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett
I believe in prayer. It's the best way we have to draw strength from heaven. ~Josephine Baker
I always thought that my airplane conveyed a silent sermon. To the earthbound observer, its silhouette was the shape of the cross on which Jesus was crucified. ~E.R. Trimble
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe
Property is organized robbery. ~George Bernard Shaw
Twin one, twin too! ~Author Unknown
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. ~Martin Golding
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. ~Pubilius Syrus
Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool. ~Gioacchino Rossini
Driving down the wrong road and knowing it, the fork years behind, how many have thought to pull up on the shoulder and leave the car empty, strike out across the fields; and how many are still mazed among dock and thistle, seeking the road they should have taken? ~Damon Knight, The Man in the Tree
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. ~Robert Benchley
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
Many continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game. ~George Mikes, How to Be an Alien, 1946
Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. ~Gene Perret
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. ~John Lubbock
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. ~Malcolm Forbes
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. ~E.F. Schumacher (Thanks, Arly!)
I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! ~Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, "Officer of the Day"
Anxiety is a thin stream of fear trickling through the mind. If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained. ~Arthur Somers Roche
Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones. ~Josh Billings
Resolve to be thyself; and know that he who finds himself, loses his misery. ~Matthew Arnold, "Self-Dependence," Empedocles on Etna, and Other Poems, 1852
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